1 00:00:00,849 --> 00:00:04,219 What is it I'm meant to be doing for this charitable organization? 2 00:00:04,270 --> 00:00:08,009 I'm not exactly known for my telethon, madam. Why, I have something else in 3 00:00:08,010 --> 00:00:09,150 to keep you full of good. 4 00:00:09,230 --> 00:00:10,730 Help with my rehabilitation? 5 00:00:11,210 --> 00:00:12,260 Exactly. 6 00:00:12,310 --> 00:00:13,750 This has hit your mother, eh? 7 00:00:13,830 --> 00:00:14,950 My little sideline. 8 00:00:15,170 --> 00:00:18,360 How do you feel about me getting into bed with your girlfriend? 9 00:00:19,110 --> 00:00:23,149 Some people are paying money to see that. 100 % payout. Yeah. Due to your 10 00:00:23,150 --> 00:00:24,200 electrical fault. 11 00:00:24,290 --> 00:00:27,730 There is nothing more beautiful than flames. 12 00:00:49,770 --> 00:00:50,820 What? 13 00:00:51,150 --> 00:00:52,830 Lawyers and track in a middlemore. 14 00:00:52,831 --> 00:00:56,149 Jesus. No one's going to touch them with a barge pole now. 15 00:00:56,150 --> 00:00:57,830 Idiot. We've got to go without them. 16 00:00:57,850 --> 00:00:58,900 Nah. 17 00:01:01,530 --> 00:01:02,580 Nah, it's okay. 18 00:01:02,610 --> 00:01:03,660 I'll sort it. 19 00:01:09,470 --> 00:01:11,510 Okay, who forgot to clear the letterbox? 20 00:01:11,750 --> 00:01:14,190 Maybe it's time you should come and see me. 21 00:01:14,470 --> 00:01:16,190 Jethro West, Barrister, LLB. 22 00:01:16,191 --> 00:01:18,109 Don't be framed for criminal deeds. 23 00:01:18,110 --> 00:01:20,030 Western law will sort your legal needs. 24 00:01:21,250 --> 00:01:23,970 What's your problem? It sounded good. I'm a bit gay. 25 00:01:23,971 --> 00:01:27,129 Pitching is practiced like it was a used car yard. 26 00:01:27,130 --> 00:01:28,049 How terrible. 27 00:01:28,050 --> 00:01:31,289 We wouldn't want him to be a success, would we? Because that's your private 28 00:01:31,290 --> 00:01:32,340 arena. 29 00:01:33,430 --> 00:01:34,480 Oh, my God. 30 00:01:35,050 --> 00:01:36,210 Pitching Mama is being... 31 00:01:36,720 --> 00:01:38,320 Why? Breach of good taste? 32 00:01:38,580 --> 00:01:42,620 No, apparently it's something about negligence and personal injury. 33 00:01:42,621 --> 00:01:46,479 You injured someone with a negligee? Actually, it was a pair of crutchless 34 00:01:46,480 --> 00:01:48,650 knickers. How the hell did you manage that? 35 00:01:48,651 --> 00:01:52,019 Apparently, his balls fell through the area where the crutch... Sorry, sorry. 36 00:01:52,020 --> 00:01:53,070 His balls? 37 00:01:53,071 --> 00:01:56,619 Yeah, yeah, yeah. We're being sued by a guy who got his nuts half ripped off by 38 00:01:56,620 --> 00:01:57,700 a pair of our knickers. 39 00:01:57,920 --> 00:01:58,970 Ow! 40 00:02:28,491 --> 00:02:33,339 How can Ken and Guy like a drag artist or something? 41 00:02:33,340 --> 00:02:35,699 So we're saving him a few bucks on the sex change operation. 42 00:02:35,700 --> 00:02:38,470 He's a father of two from Mount Roskill or so he reckons. 43 00:02:38,680 --> 00:02:41,160 Not father of three. Oh, I don't. 44 00:02:41,680 --> 00:02:42,730 This is bullshit. 45 00:02:42,731 --> 00:02:45,279 He shouldn't have been wearing them. They're not made for guys. Still clearly 46 00:02:45,280 --> 00:02:46,259 not. 47 00:02:46,260 --> 00:02:49,779 Should be going after ACC, not going after us. Yeah, well, he sounded pretty 48 00:02:49,780 --> 00:02:50,830 angry. 49 00:02:51,220 --> 00:02:53,020 He's an attention -seeking pervert. 50 00:02:53,140 --> 00:02:56,330 And the best place for this is to ignore it and it'll go away, pal. 51 00:02:56,331 --> 00:03:02,549 No. They just got me off robbing a bottle store and you're trying to pay me 52 00:03:02,550 --> 00:03:05,630 whiskey. You can see how this looks, right? 53 00:03:06,150 --> 00:03:08,430 Well, Neil, fuck off now. 54 00:03:13,610 --> 00:03:17,130 Feel like a hero, Jethro? Getting scum like Neil Pearson off? 55 00:03:17,890 --> 00:03:20,960 Everyone's entitled to the best defense their money can buy. 56 00:03:20,961 --> 00:03:24,709 Excuse me, Sergeant Judd. I just can't get enough of me. 57 00:03:24,710 --> 00:03:25,760 We've been lower. 58 00:03:27,930 --> 00:03:29,290 Yeah, hi, Dad. What is it? 59 00:03:32,330 --> 00:03:36,180 What's this ad shit I keep hearing on the radio? It makes you sound desperate. 60 00:03:36,190 --> 00:03:39,200 Yeah, well, a few more actual paying clients wouldn't hurt. 61 00:03:39,250 --> 00:03:40,930 You get legal aid fees, don't you? 62 00:03:42,410 --> 00:03:43,530 Yep, some. 63 00:03:43,531 --> 00:03:47,209 Well, stop bitching and welcome to the world of defending the little guy. 64 00:03:47,210 --> 00:03:50,100 Just be nice if the little guy had laid down some real cash. 65 00:03:50,101 --> 00:03:53,889 I can't cover my running costs on whiskey and free tree stump removal. 66 00:03:53,890 --> 00:03:55,170 I've got a case for you. 67 00:03:56,030 --> 00:03:57,080 Big one. 68 00:03:58,370 --> 00:03:59,420 How big? 69 00:03:59,890 --> 00:04:00,940 Often. 70 00:04:01,740 --> 00:04:03,060 Uh, nah, no way. 71 00:04:04,360 --> 00:04:08,339 Sparky is a loyal friend currently on remand awaiting trial and he needs a 72 00:04:08,340 --> 00:04:11,039 lawyer. Yeah, because he put his last lawyer in hospital. 73 00:04:11,040 --> 00:04:13,039 He slipped and fell during a misunderstanding. 74 00:04:13,040 --> 00:04:14,979 While Sparky had his hands around his throat. 75 00:04:14,980 --> 00:04:16,300 He needs a new lawyer. 76 00:04:17,019 --> 00:04:18,700 That lawyer will be you. 77 00:04:20,260 --> 00:04:24,739 Why? Because I'm your father who set you up in business. Why do you want to keep 78 00:04:24,740 --> 00:04:25,790 him out? 79 00:04:25,940 --> 00:04:27,320 Get him out and I'll tell you. 80 00:04:28,260 --> 00:04:29,940 You doing a sideline in butchery? 81 00:04:30,400 --> 00:04:31,450 Hmm? 82 00:04:31,451 --> 00:04:35,059 Oh, compliments of Mule Bereson's parents. 83 00:04:35,060 --> 00:04:38,540 Look, Mum, this is bollocks, so to speak. There's no case here. 84 00:04:39,040 --> 00:04:41,020 So why is the lawyer sending me letters? 85 00:04:41,021 --> 00:04:43,879 Well, he knows his client's a loser, but sometimes I'll write the letter 86 00:04:43,880 --> 00:04:45,380 charging for it. Just ignore it. 87 00:04:45,381 --> 00:04:49,039 Well, shouldn't you just write a letter back, you know, to be on the safe side? 88 00:04:49,040 --> 00:04:52,139 No, I really don't have time for this. Oh, come on, look, your mother could be 89 00:04:52,140 --> 00:04:55,379 facing financial ruin and you don't give a shit. You're not facing financial... 90 00:04:55,380 --> 00:05:00,300 You've gone by into business. 91 00:05:00,720 --> 00:05:01,770 Good boy. 92 00:05:01,771 --> 00:05:04,479 Hey, heard you're out on the radio. Sounds great. 93 00:05:04,480 --> 00:05:07,160 Great. Um, don't suppose you'll be paying cash? 94 00:05:08,420 --> 00:05:09,980 Well, we'll sort something out. 95 00:05:09,981 --> 00:05:13,239 Sure it's hygienic, having that sitting there? 96 00:05:13,240 --> 00:05:14,600 Just help yourself. 97 00:05:16,040 --> 00:05:17,120 So, are you entering? 98 00:05:18,060 --> 00:05:19,800 The Miss Hoochie Girl competition. 99 00:05:19,801 --> 00:05:20,739 Like, hello? 100 00:05:20,740 --> 00:05:23,919 No. But walking around in your underwear in front of strange men is what you do 101 00:05:23,920 --> 00:05:27,840 best. It's for amateur models, Loretta. Who said anything about modelling? 102 00:05:28,080 --> 00:05:31,750 Look, A, I'm not modelling my mother's underwear brand. It's like incest. 103 00:05:31,900 --> 00:05:34,550 And B, I'm over modelling. I'm going to the next level. 104 00:05:34,880 --> 00:05:36,360 Prostitution? No. 105 00:05:36,980 --> 00:05:38,030 Think about it. 106 00:05:38,100 --> 00:05:40,630 Rachel Hunter was a model and then what did she do? 107 00:05:40,840 --> 00:05:42,560 Nothing. She got married. 108 00:05:43,020 --> 00:05:49,199 And you think Hayden wants to marry you because... Because I'm hot and I'm 109 00:05:49,200 --> 00:05:54,800 generous with my body and I'm really good at... Faking. 110 00:05:54,801 --> 00:05:56,159 Because when? 111 00:05:56,160 --> 00:05:59,679 Look, Loretta, just because nobody wants to marry a bitch face like you doesn't 112 00:05:59,680 --> 00:06:01,000 mean you have to put me down. 113 00:06:01,230 --> 00:06:03,640 I'm perfect wife material, and Hayden knows it. 114 00:06:03,641 --> 00:06:05,229 Does he? 115 00:06:05,230 --> 00:06:06,280 He will. 116 00:06:06,510 --> 00:06:09,760 So, Barry, tell me about your relationship with your neighbour. 117 00:06:10,170 --> 00:06:11,790 Did I say you could call me Barry? 118 00:06:12,690 --> 00:06:14,970 In court, we use real names. 119 00:06:15,270 --> 00:06:16,320 Remember Spucky? 120 00:06:18,170 --> 00:06:21,840 Apart from the odd boundary dispute, the neighbour and I got on all right. 121 00:06:22,810 --> 00:06:24,920 Until he fought one of those leaf blowers. 122 00:06:25,450 --> 00:06:26,710 Nine fucking horsepower. 123 00:06:27,030 --> 00:06:28,080 For fucking leaves. 124 00:06:28,750 --> 00:06:30,450 That'll blow a 747 out of the sky. 125 00:06:30,800 --> 00:06:37,599 Yeah. Now, is it true you told him, if you don't turn that 126 00:06:37,600 --> 00:06:40,999 fucking thing off, I'll fucking burn your fucking house down? I believe I was 127 00:06:41,000 --> 00:06:42,500 speaking for the whole street. 128 00:06:43,260 --> 00:06:45,850 Yeah, true. These leaf blowers are the devil's work. 129 00:06:46,500 --> 00:06:49,090 And the fact that he would use it on a Sunday morning. 130 00:06:49,091 --> 00:06:51,659 Well, I'd say he got exactly what he deserved, eh? 131 00:06:51,660 --> 00:06:52,710 Eh? 132 00:06:54,040 --> 00:06:59,620 Mind you, it was beautiful, but the trail the carer's seen lit up like... 133 00:07:00,650 --> 00:07:05,429 like little soldiers of flame, marching toward his house, up the steps, through 134 00:07:05,430 --> 00:07:10,569 the back door, up the stairs, and to the ensuite, where the leaf blower was 135 00:07:10,570 --> 00:07:12,800 miraculously wedged in the toilet. Kaboom! 136 00:07:14,510 --> 00:07:21,429 I tell you, those little petrol tanks make 137 00:07:21,430 --> 00:07:22,480 a hell of a punch. 138 00:07:31,251 --> 00:07:33,199 Only me. 139 00:07:33,200 --> 00:07:34,239 Hi, Heidi. 140 00:07:34,240 --> 00:07:35,290 Hi, Dad. Hello, babe. 141 00:07:35,580 --> 00:07:36,630 Hello, princess. 142 00:07:36,680 --> 00:07:37,940 I brought you some baking. 143 00:07:38,600 --> 00:07:42,030 I didn't know that you baked, love. Your daughter's got many talents. 144 00:07:42,580 --> 00:07:44,780 I just hadn't come across the baking one. 145 00:07:45,180 --> 00:07:46,980 And what exactly do you do here, Dad? 146 00:07:47,280 --> 00:07:50,540 I make calls and I handle future planning. 147 00:07:51,460 --> 00:07:54,140 So cool. I love future planning. 148 00:07:54,960 --> 00:07:57,780 Heidi, have you ever done any future planning? 149 00:07:57,781 --> 00:08:00,459 No, it's not my strong point, love. It's why I've got Wolf. 150 00:08:00,460 --> 00:08:01,510 Oh. 151 00:08:01,511 --> 00:08:04,309 Well, I'm cooking tonight because I love cooking too. 152 00:08:04,310 --> 00:08:06,600 Are you going to come? You just try and stop me. 153 00:08:07,070 --> 00:08:09,310 I am a lucky guy. 154 00:08:10,050 --> 00:08:11,100 Yes, you are. 155 00:08:12,210 --> 00:08:13,260 Never forget it. 156 00:08:15,390 --> 00:08:16,930 I'm bored. Take me to lunch. 157 00:08:17,690 --> 00:08:18,740 All right, flat out. 158 00:08:18,870 --> 00:08:19,920 Don't be dull. 159 00:08:19,921 --> 00:08:23,029 Don't go hard telling me about this, all right? 160 00:08:23,030 --> 00:08:24,090 It's all your fault. 161 00:08:24,610 --> 00:08:25,660 What have I done? 162 00:08:25,850 --> 00:08:27,030 You castrated some guy. 163 00:08:27,650 --> 00:08:28,790 Oh, that loser. 164 00:08:29,310 --> 00:08:32,860 I told Cheryl to ignore him. Yeah, well, she told me to write him a letter. 165 00:08:35,669 --> 00:08:40,270 It is with deep regret that we learnt of Mr Canning's unfortunate accident. 166 00:08:41,150 --> 00:08:42,409 Deep disgust, more like. 167 00:08:42,410 --> 00:08:44,389 Why are you being such a pussy? 168 00:08:44,390 --> 00:08:46,849 I'm not being a pussy. I'm being a lawyer. There's a difference. 169 00:08:46,850 --> 00:08:50,189 A freak like him lives to be taken seriously. Tell him to piss off and 170 00:08:50,190 --> 00:08:52,429 never hear the end of it. You know what, Tracy? I've got about a million better 171 00:08:52,430 --> 00:08:55,080 things to do with my time than sit here and talk to you... 172 00:08:55,081 --> 00:08:59,679 It's your company. You think you can do better? You write it. 173 00:08:59,680 --> 00:09:01,580 Well, no need to get snarky about it. 174 00:09:01,581 --> 00:09:03,359 Letterhead's already in the printer. 175 00:09:03,360 --> 00:09:05,280 Courier envelope, already addressed. 176 00:09:07,380 --> 00:09:09,180 Oh, legal bullshit's a piece of piss. 177 00:09:09,380 --> 00:09:11,240 Clive, this aforementioned and that. 178 00:09:11,800 --> 00:09:12,850 Absolutely. 179 00:09:15,840 --> 00:09:21,880 Dad, there is no way in hell that I can... Staying for dinner? 180 00:09:22,400 --> 00:09:23,960 Oh, no. No, I can't, thanks. 181 00:09:24,240 --> 00:09:25,640 Sure. You're pegged. 182 00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:28,050 Yep, I'm sure. 183 00:09:30,711 --> 00:09:37,459 The only thing that could make him look more guilty is that he had a sign on his 184 00:09:37,460 --> 00:09:38,960 forehead saying, yep, I did it. 185 00:09:39,400 --> 00:09:43,199 Now look, I can argue for a shorter sentence than a minute. That's not an 186 00:09:43,200 --> 00:09:44,250 option. 187 00:09:47,160 --> 00:09:48,740 Front half of Sparky's fee. 188 00:09:48,980 --> 00:09:51,270 That should help with your cash flow problem. 189 00:09:52,660 --> 00:09:53,720 I have faith in you. 190 00:09:57,040 --> 00:09:59,450 Why do you want to work with a freak like Sparky? 191 00:10:01,200 --> 00:10:02,580 Get him out and I'll tell you. 192 00:10:03,911 --> 00:10:11,039 Well, it's a real shame Jethro can't be here, seeing as it's his pig and all. 193 00:10:11,040 --> 00:10:14,290 I wish some of the clients down at the Galleria would pay me a book. 194 00:10:14,291 --> 00:10:17,879 I just wish I had some clients, actually. Maybe you should move your 195 00:10:17,880 --> 00:10:18,859 of the rusty nail. 196 00:10:18,860 --> 00:10:21,539 Or maybe you should have one of those radio ads like Jethro. 197 00:10:21,540 --> 00:10:22,860 Oh yeah, I heard that today. 198 00:10:23,120 --> 00:10:24,200 Catchy. Bollocks. 199 00:10:24,640 --> 00:10:27,460 We've got everything you need at West's Galleria. 200 00:10:28,420 --> 00:10:31,080 Fridges and freezers. And dope and beer. 201 00:10:31,520 --> 00:10:33,000 Galleria? No, gonorrhea. 202 00:10:33,960 --> 00:10:35,040 He can handle himself. 203 00:10:38,200 --> 00:10:41,270 That's right, yeah, we do sell that as well. He's very well put. 204 00:10:41,300 --> 00:10:44,550 I would have thought gonorrhea was more up your alley, Mr Peters. 205 00:10:44,551 --> 00:10:45,699 Why's that, Ted? 206 00:10:45,700 --> 00:10:49,500 Your father's knocking shops are famous for it. Ted. The old man's dead now. 207 00:10:49,820 --> 00:10:51,380 Clamp got him, did he? Grandpa! 208 00:10:51,381 --> 00:10:55,129 Well, those knocking shops are all legit old folks' homes now, Ted, so maybe you 209 00:10:55,130 --> 00:10:56,690 should watch out, eh? Like hell. 210 00:10:57,250 --> 00:10:58,330 Pass the applesauce. 211 00:10:58,550 --> 00:11:03,289 The applesauce that I made with my very own hands. By using the can opener on 212 00:11:03,290 --> 00:11:06,030 the can marked applesauce. As if you know how to cook. 213 00:11:06,370 --> 00:11:08,050 So what is Jethro up to these days? 214 00:11:08,051 --> 00:11:11,689 What, apart from fending off lawsuits about your man -eating underwear? 215 00:11:11,690 --> 00:11:12,429 What's that? 216 00:11:12,430 --> 00:11:15,929 The cook I was wearing summer bumps cropped with panties. No, he's half the 217 00:11:15,930 --> 00:11:18,880 he used to be. What I meant was, what's Jethro doing for you? 218 00:11:20,170 --> 00:11:21,630 Nothing. No, he's right here. 219 00:11:22,000 --> 00:11:23,680 He's defending Sparky, isn't he? 220 00:11:23,720 --> 00:11:28,699 After Sparky had to run in with his old counsel and he had to run in to the 221 00:11:28,700 --> 00:11:29,750 hospital. 222 00:11:33,740 --> 00:11:36,690 I think she really hoped it doesn't happen at the death row. 223 00:11:42,440 --> 00:11:47,280 Did you put death row on the Sparky? 224 00:11:48,090 --> 00:11:51,849 It's good for Jethro to have some bigger fish to fry. Oh, God, he's hardly a 225 00:11:51,850 --> 00:11:53,350 fish. He's more like a rabid dog. 226 00:11:54,170 --> 00:11:55,430 Sparky's a friend in need. 227 00:11:56,090 --> 00:11:58,740 Jesus, Walsh, you've got to draw the line somewhere. 228 00:11:59,610 --> 00:12:02,380 Preferably with a nut bar like Sparky on the other side. 229 00:12:02,381 --> 00:12:05,909 Jethro knows how to handle Sparky, and Sparky knows that if he messes with 230 00:12:05,910 --> 00:12:07,170 Jethro, he answers to me. 231 00:12:07,470 --> 00:12:08,930 Well, aren't you Mr. Fix -It? 232 00:12:10,350 --> 00:12:11,400 Yeah, that's me, bud. 233 00:12:13,050 --> 00:12:14,100 What are you doing? 234 00:12:17,480 --> 00:12:21,960 Instead of concentrating on Jethro, you should be thinking about your business. 235 00:12:22,400 --> 00:12:26,020 Like installing safety catches on those Craigslist grads of yours. 236 00:12:28,000 --> 00:12:29,050 Thank you. 237 00:12:29,360 --> 00:12:30,960 Exactly what I had in mind. 238 00:12:30,961 --> 00:12:36,199 Hayden was so impressed with dinner last night, he virtually popped the 239 00:12:36,200 --> 00:12:37,340 question. Virtually? 240 00:12:37,700 --> 00:12:38,750 Well, 241 00:12:38,751 --> 00:12:42,599 obviously he's going to wait for the most romantic time to say, will you 242 00:12:42,600 --> 00:12:45,070 me? But how will you say yes with your mouth full? 243 00:12:46,160 --> 00:12:47,480 Jealousy is ugly, Loretta. 244 00:12:48,160 --> 00:12:51,760 Oh, that's right. You can't be jealous because you're a frigid dyke. 245 00:12:52,080 --> 00:12:54,440 I'm not a dyke. And I'm so not jealous. 246 00:12:54,441 --> 00:12:56,359 And he's so not going to marry you. 247 00:12:56,360 --> 00:12:57,860 Give me one good reason why not. 248 00:12:57,861 --> 00:13:01,879 Pascal, even by your standards, this is deluded. One pork dinner that you didn't 249 00:13:01,880 --> 00:13:04,320 even cook does not say marriage dead ahead. 250 00:13:04,620 --> 00:13:07,620 Loretta, all the signs are there. He loves my cooking. 251 00:13:07,621 --> 00:13:10,479 God, imagine if you cooked like that for me every day. 252 00:13:10,480 --> 00:13:11,459 I'd like that. 253 00:13:11,460 --> 00:13:13,939 Yeah, it's all right. Apart from the fact I'd look like a whale. 254 00:13:13,940 --> 00:13:15,200 You didn't cook anything. 255 00:13:15,480 --> 00:13:19,959 He agrees that my room is too small for us as a couple. It'd be much nicer for 256 00:13:19,960 --> 00:13:21,280 us to have a place together. 257 00:13:21,340 --> 00:13:22,390 Something bigger? 258 00:13:22,900 --> 00:13:23,950 Yeah, I guess. 259 00:13:23,951 --> 00:13:26,999 He wants me to quit modelling and I make him as horny as hell. 260 00:13:27,000 --> 00:13:27,899 What more do you need? 261 00:13:27,900 --> 00:13:30,910 Something in common, for starters. We've got lots in common. 262 00:13:32,440 --> 00:13:36,220 Heaps. So when the fire engines arrived, you were on your back lawn. 263 00:13:36,221 --> 00:13:37,459 Of course. 264 00:13:37,460 --> 00:13:38,510 There was a fire. 265 00:13:39,060 --> 00:13:40,110 Yes, Barry. 266 00:13:40,840 --> 00:13:42,960 An arson two doors down from your house. 267 00:13:42,961 --> 00:13:44,059 Teeth through. 268 00:13:44,060 --> 00:13:48,599 I'm trying to explain to you that there was a fire at night and there were 269 00:13:48,600 --> 00:13:52,200 flames leaping high into the pitch black sky. 270 00:13:52,820 --> 00:13:56,560 And when this happens, I get moved. 271 00:13:57,560 --> 00:14:02,200 I often feel the need to free myself from the lowly shackles of humanity. 272 00:14:02,201 --> 00:14:04,239 Right, so that's why you were naked. 273 00:14:04,240 --> 00:14:05,290 I was not naked. 274 00:14:05,640 --> 00:14:07,020 I had my welding goggles on. 275 00:14:07,460 --> 00:14:08,510 Okay. 276 00:14:09,160 --> 00:14:11,000 Now, witnesses, were you dancing? 277 00:14:11,360 --> 00:14:13,500 Perverts. I mean, can't a man have... 278 00:14:13,850 --> 00:14:14,900 A moment to himself? 279 00:14:14,901 --> 00:14:19,689 Look, just because I was enjoying the flame doesn't mean I started the flame, 280 00:14:19,690 --> 00:14:21,490 now does it? Nope, quite right. 281 00:14:24,530 --> 00:14:29,829 It says here in your initial statement that you were with a friend at the time 282 00:14:29,830 --> 00:14:32,890 the fire started, but you refused to give a name. 283 00:14:37,230 --> 00:14:38,280 Okay. 284 00:14:40,830 --> 00:14:41,880 Ms. Parkey? 285 00:14:42,420 --> 00:14:44,920 Without a name here, you have no alibi. 286 00:14:45,260 --> 00:14:46,310 And we're screwed. 287 00:14:48,300 --> 00:14:49,680 Wolf wouldn't like that. No. 288 00:14:50,400 --> 00:14:51,600 Wolf would not like that. 289 00:14:57,320 --> 00:14:58,370 Tinkerbell. 290 00:15:00,860 --> 00:15:01,910 Okay. 291 00:15:02,020 --> 00:15:04,520 You're with some chick called Tinkerbell. 292 00:15:05,580 --> 00:15:08,410 Tinkerbell who? Tinkerbell no last name, you fuckwit! 293 00:15:10,900 --> 00:15:11,950 Sometimes. 294 00:15:12,360 --> 00:15:15,360 When I've been up for a few days, Jeffro, then she comes. 295 00:15:15,800 --> 00:15:17,120 But I'm not fucking insane. 296 00:15:17,340 --> 00:15:18,840 No one is saying you're insane. 297 00:15:20,780 --> 00:15:24,760 When the flames leap, that's when she comes. 298 00:15:26,120 --> 00:15:27,170 She's so beautiful. 299 00:15:27,640 --> 00:15:30,640 A little trail of sparks behind her. 300 00:15:31,831 --> 00:15:33,899 Wait a second. 301 00:15:33,900 --> 00:15:37,080 Do you mean Tinkerbell as in Peter Pan Tinkerbell? 302 00:15:37,331 --> 00:15:43,859 That fucking lawyer laughed at me too. Jesus Christ, Sparky. She is real. 303 00:15:43,860 --> 00:15:45,600 Do you understand me? I believe you. 304 00:15:45,740 --> 00:15:47,400 I believe you. Hey, let him go. 305 00:15:47,640 --> 00:15:48,690 Fuck. 306 00:15:48,920 --> 00:15:50,240 You okay, mate? We're fine. 307 00:15:50,780 --> 00:15:51,830 It's fine. 308 00:15:51,831 --> 00:15:57,559 Jesus Christ. Your father wouldn't have laughed at me. I'm not laughing. 309 00:15:57,560 --> 00:15:58,610 We're fine. 310 00:15:59,640 --> 00:16:01,500 I thought you were supposed to be Mr. 311 00:16:02,120 --> 00:16:03,280 Smarty Pants Lawyer. 312 00:16:04,280 --> 00:16:07,400 Dad, Sparky's best friend is a fictional fairy. 313 00:16:07,401 --> 00:16:10,619 He's going to get trucked off to the funny farm, and I'm going to get laughed 314 00:16:10,620 --> 00:16:11,670 out of court. 315 00:16:12,700 --> 00:16:15,890 You know, I'm beginning to think I invested in a gutless wonder. 316 00:16:16,020 --> 00:16:17,070 Oh, come on. 317 00:16:17,340 --> 00:16:18,390 You want more money. 318 00:16:22,600 --> 00:16:23,650 Smell it. 319 00:16:23,920 --> 00:16:24,970 Touch it. 320 00:16:25,180 --> 00:16:28,700 You get this thing right, that is just the tip of the iceberg. 321 00:16:39,400 --> 00:16:40,450 Find Tinkerbell. 322 00:16:56,011 --> 00:16:57,939 Shira West? 323 00:16:57,940 --> 00:16:58,990 Who wants to know? 324 00:16:58,991 --> 00:17:02,679 This is the address of Hoochie Mama. My wife bought some Hoochie Mama underwear 325 00:17:02,680 --> 00:17:06,230 from a blousy blonde called Shira West. I'm guessing you're Shira West. 326 00:17:06,280 --> 00:17:07,330 So? 327 00:17:07,619 --> 00:17:08,859 I'm Malcolm Canning. 328 00:17:09,319 --> 00:17:10,369 Oh, my God. 329 00:17:10,380 --> 00:17:11,460 You're the panty guy. 330 00:17:11,900 --> 00:17:15,040 Exactly the attitude that I was expecting. Sorry. OK. 331 00:17:15,319 --> 00:17:16,399 Do you want to come in? 332 00:17:21,740 --> 00:17:25,999 My lawyer sent you a letter explaining my position. Your lawyer is a heartless 333 00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:27,400 bastard. He's also my son. 334 00:17:27,800 --> 00:17:29,300 Then he takes after his mother. 335 00:17:29,420 --> 00:17:31,720 In the light of the abuse in this letter... What? 336 00:17:32,240 --> 00:17:33,290 What abuse? 337 00:17:33,400 --> 00:17:36,110 Slanderous attacks on my personality and sexuality. 338 00:17:36,680 --> 00:17:39,210 It's all about the money for you people, isn't it? 339 00:17:39,440 --> 00:17:40,490 You just don't care. 340 00:17:44,600 --> 00:17:45,820 Oh, Jethro. 341 00:17:47,720 --> 00:17:50,140 Jethro, you little bastard. 342 00:17:50,540 --> 00:17:51,860 Are you fucked in the head? 343 00:17:52,140 --> 00:17:53,460 Van, that's what Dad wants. 344 00:17:53,560 --> 00:17:54,610 Remail it. 345 00:17:54,780 --> 00:17:56,640 No and way. 346 00:17:59,200 --> 00:18:02,800 Thanks for the beer. Come on, Van. 347 00:18:02,801 --> 00:18:05,999 Sparky's been a friend of the family for years. Yeah, only because everyone's 348 00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:08,779 too scared to tell him to piss off because he'll burn our house down, man. 349 00:18:08,780 --> 00:18:11,699 Look, all you have to do is say that your nickname's Tinkerbell and you're 350 00:18:11,700 --> 00:18:12,919 Sparky when the fire starts. 351 00:18:12,920 --> 00:18:14,920 Yeah, but I have to do that in court. 352 00:18:15,160 --> 00:18:17,020 So what? You've lied in court before? 353 00:18:18,940 --> 00:18:19,990 No. 354 00:18:20,060 --> 00:18:22,350 No way am I saying I've got such a gay nickname. 355 00:18:23,760 --> 00:18:26,290 It could be a private nickname. I'm not doing it yet. 356 00:18:27,240 --> 00:18:28,290 Okay. 357 00:18:28,500 --> 00:18:29,550 You tell Dad that. 358 00:18:29,740 --> 00:18:31,360 Yeah, no worries. Bring it on. 359 00:18:31,941 --> 00:18:34,029 Yep, okay. 360 00:18:34,030 --> 00:18:35,080 I'll do it. 361 00:18:35,130 --> 00:18:37,990 But only because I'm prepared to do you a favour, Dad. 362 00:18:38,670 --> 00:18:39,950 Van, I'm your father. 363 00:18:40,250 --> 00:18:41,710 I don't owe you any favours. 364 00:18:42,310 --> 00:18:44,330 You do it because you love me. 365 00:18:44,890 --> 00:18:45,940 Got it? 366 00:18:46,410 --> 00:18:47,460 Good boy. 367 00:18:47,990 --> 00:18:49,040 Good. 368 00:18:51,130 --> 00:18:56,110 But I'm not going to say that I was dancing naked on the lawn with Sparky. 369 00:18:56,590 --> 00:18:57,640 It's just creepy. 370 00:18:58,310 --> 00:18:59,360 Yeah. 371 00:19:04,810 --> 00:19:06,190 I've got something lined up. 372 00:19:07,310 --> 00:19:08,910 Something very big. 373 00:19:10,310 --> 00:19:12,210 And I want you in the fold, Jethro. 374 00:19:12,890 --> 00:19:16,030 But I need Sparky out of jail. 375 00:19:17,270 --> 00:19:18,830 So, Mr West. 376 00:19:19,470 --> 00:19:24,350 On the night in question, you were watching videos inside Mr Gibbs' 377 00:19:24,990 --> 00:19:27,650 Yes. And what video did you watch? 378 00:19:29,530 --> 00:19:30,580 Backdraft. 379 00:19:32,110 --> 00:19:33,160 Good. 380 00:19:34,150 --> 00:19:37,910 While you watched the movie Backdraft, did Mr. Gibbs ever leave the room? 381 00:19:38,710 --> 00:19:40,450 Say, to go to the toilet? 382 00:19:40,451 --> 00:19:42,209 I don't know. 383 00:19:42,210 --> 00:19:43,260 You say no. 384 00:19:43,261 --> 00:19:47,669 Otherwise, if he did leave the room, he had the opportunity to pop next door and 385 00:19:47,670 --> 00:19:48,990 burn the house down. Got it? 386 00:19:48,991 --> 00:19:51,629 Sparky would have just pissed on the couch, man. 387 00:19:51,630 --> 00:19:54,010 Man, don't yell at me. 388 00:19:57,070 --> 00:20:00,800 While you watched the movie Backdraft, did Mr. Gibbs ever leave the room at 389 00:20:00,919 --> 00:20:05,300 I don't know. No, Van, he didn't. Well, I know, man. I wasn't even there. 390 00:20:05,540 --> 00:20:07,100 Oh, Jesus Christ. 391 00:20:07,360 --> 00:20:09,340 Van, get your shit together, would you? 392 00:20:09,540 --> 00:20:13,220 If Sparky goes to jail, he'll kill us both when he gets out. 393 00:20:15,740 --> 00:20:16,790 Van, 394 00:20:17,100 --> 00:20:19,280 this is important to Dad, all right? 395 00:20:20,260 --> 00:20:21,310 Yeah, okay. 396 00:20:21,820 --> 00:20:22,870 Questions, 397 00:20:24,300 --> 00:20:27,200 answers. Get them inside your thick hair before tomorrow. 398 00:20:27,480 --> 00:20:28,960 If you don't, we die. 399 00:20:29,400 --> 00:20:30,450 I do, mate. 400 00:20:32,209 --> 00:20:33,259 What did you do? 401 00:20:33,970 --> 00:20:36,140 Nothing. Van was just picking something up. 402 00:20:37,690 --> 00:20:39,670 Sonny gave it to me as a part payment. 403 00:20:40,130 --> 00:20:42,570 Thought Van might like it for my one -wheel car. 404 00:20:45,370 --> 00:20:47,900 You said I could have the belt sander too, eh, bro? 405 00:20:48,370 --> 00:20:49,670 Yep. Joy. 406 00:20:51,870 --> 00:20:52,970 See you, Jack. Bye, Mum. 407 00:20:53,510 --> 00:20:54,590 What the hell is this? 408 00:20:54,591 --> 00:20:58,569 How does it help me by questioning whether the guy actually had balls to 409 00:20:58,570 --> 00:20:59,529 with? 410 00:20:59,530 --> 00:21:03,219 It's not fun. Funny death row. Especially the bit where you reckon if 411 00:21:03,220 --> 00:21:05,259 him to hook off, he should apply for fitness benefits. 412 00:21:05,260 --> 00:21:08,479 Thank you so much. What the hell kind of lawyer are you? A fucking busy one. 413 00:21:08,480 --> 00:21:12,379 Don't you swear at me. I'm in deep shit. What were you, pissed? No, I was taking 414 00:21:12,380 --> 00:21:14,000 instruction from my client. 415 00:21:14,660 --> 00:21:18,270 Plural. You want to talk about the finer points of wording, talk to Tracy. 416 00:21:18,271 --> 00:21:21,299 She's the director of Hoochie Mama as well, right? 417 00:21:21,300 --> 00:21:22,999 Tracy wrote this? She volunteered. 418 00:21:23,000 --> 00:21:23,779 What, a new letter? 419 00:21:23,780 --> 00:21:24,860 I'm snowed under, Mum. 420 00:21:24,861 --> 00:21:28,199 You'd better unwrite it. I don't have time. What, you're too busy defending 421 00:21:28,200 --> 00:21:29,880 psychopaths for your father? Gee. 422 00:21:29,881 --> 00:21:32,939 Fucking Christ. Jesus, anyone that now would be on the fucking P like Corky. 423 00:21:32,940 --> 00:21:33,990 Yeah, probably. 424 00:21:35,100 --> 00:21:37,870 Mate, you'll be able to see the second hand on his watch. 425 00:21:37,871 --> 00:21:40,039 These cameras can pick up that kind of detail. 426 00:21:40,040 --> 00:21:41,090 Absolutely. 427 00:21:41,120 --> 00:21:42,170 Hello. 428 00:21:42,171 --> 00:21:43,079 Just me. 429 00:21:43,080 --> 00:21:44,130 Hello, babe. 430 00:21:44,380 --> 00:21:45,430 Muffin time. 431 00:21:45,920 --> 00:21:46,970 For you. 432 00:21:46,971 --> 00:21:48,559 Actually, I'm not really hungry. 433 00:21:48,560 --> 00:21:50,219 Where's mine? You can have yours at home. 434 00:21:50,220 --> 00:21:51,739 Here, you have this one. Cheers. Dad. 435 00:21:51,740 --> 00:21:54,270 What? It's not for you. Well, he said I could have it. 436 00:21:55,740 --> 00:21:56,940 There's a surprise in it. 437 00:21:57,940 --> 00:21:58,990 And a muffin. 438 00:22:01,420 --> 00:22:02,860 Way to ruin the surprise, Dad. 439 00:22:05,440 --> 00:22:06,490 Wow. 440 00:22:06,491 --> 00:22:08,899 Tickets for the stock cars at Waikareka Park. 441 00:22:08,900 --> 00:22:10,400 Contacts in the tyre business. 442 00:22:10,460 --> 00:22:15,219 And I thought, seeing as you like driving cars and I like riding in them, 443 00:22:15,220 --> 00:22:16,780 we could do a car thing together. 444 00:22:17,200 --> 00:22:22,220 You are too much. But to be honest, I bloody hate stock cars. 445 00:22:22,680 --> 00:22:24,140 Sorry. That's amazing. 446 00:22:24,480 --> 00:22:25,530 So do I. 447 00:22:25,531 --> 00:22:26,989 Well, you got the message. 448 00:22:26,990 --> 00:22:30,449 Oh, and what message is that? I'm sorry your client's a filthy pervert. I'll see 449 00:22:30,450 --> 00:22:34,349 you in court. Relax, Cheryl. How can I relax when my company could be facing 450 00:22:34,350 --> 00:22:35,400 financial ruin? 451 00:22:35,510 --> 00:22:36,560 Your company. 452 00:22:36,561 --> 00:22:40,169 Just because you're an investor doesn't give you the right to go behind my back. 453 00:22:40,170 --> 00:22:44,310 This business was started by Casey, Rochelle and me. It was our vision. 454 00:22:44,510 --> 00:22:46,070 You don't have a vision, Cheryl. 455 00:22:46,290 --> 00:22:47,550 Not in the business sense. 456 00:22:47,950 --> 00:22:49,000 That's why I'm here. 457 00:22:49,001 --> 00:22:50,249 I know about business. 458 00:22:50,250 --> 00:22:52,840 Yeah, the hocking of stolen goods business, maybe. 459 00:22:53,410 --> 00:22:55,030 Come on, Cheryl. 460 00:22:55,580 --> 00:22:56,630 Get real. 461 00:22:56,840 --> 00:23:00,510 All right, I'm dealing with this from now on. Fine, do it your way. Good luck. 462 00:23:00,520 --> 00:23:02,810 It's not about luck. It's about people skills. 463 00:23:02,811 --> 00:23:06,039 It's about giving him what he really wants, actually. Oh, and what's that? 464 00:23:06,040 --> 00:23:08,210 Well, you're handling it. You figure it out. 465 00:23:18,500 --> 00:23:20,700 Malcolm, thanks for coming. 466 00:23:20,900 --> 00:23:21,950 Do you want a beer? 467 00:23:21,980 --> 00:23:23,660 Can't drink beer after the attack. 468 00:23:24,030 --> 00:23:27,160 Too much liquid causes me no end of grief. Bruised bladder. Okay. 469 00:23:27,550 --> 00:23:32,029 Well, look, I just wanted to apologise face to face for the letter. It was a 470 00:23:32,030 --> 00:23:33,290 total misunderstanding. 471 00:23:33,291 --> 00:23:36,369 Give me one good reason why I shouldn't tell my story publicly. 472 00:23:36,370 --> 00:23:37,570 Sure you want to do that? 473 00:23:37,710 --> 00:23:39,250 I'm quite prepared, Mrs West. 474 00:23:39,251 --> 00:23:41,689 Don't you think you'd be the laughing stock? 475 00:23:41,690 --> 00:23:45,350 Mrs West, role reversal in the bedroom is commonplace. 476 00:23:46,110 --> 00:23:49,000 Haven't you and your husband indulged from time to time? 477 00:23:50,270 --> 00:23:51,320 Come on, baby. 478 00:23:51,330 --> 00:23:52,380 Take me. 479 00:23:52,810 --> 00:23:54,330 No. We haven't. 480 00:23:54,331 --> 00:23:57,249 And we never bloody will. Because you know it's not safe. 481 00:23:57,250 --> 00:23:58,300 That's not right. 482 00:23:58,750 --> 00:24:00,610 I'm beyond your scorn, Mrs West. 483 00:24:01,110 --> 00:24:05,289 Aside from a bruised bladder, I have some very nasty lacerations. Something 484 00:24:05,290 --> 00:24:08,089 actually burst, but I'm not going to go into that. Well, look, I'm really sorry 485 00:24:08,090 --> 00:24:10,629 about that, but that's not our responsibility. I have a re -appended 486 00:24:10,630 --> 00:24:13,460 severe swelling, and some unfortunate discoloration. 487 00:24:13,461 --> 00:24:16,849 In my mind, I'm already a laughingstock, so I have nothing to lose. Well, what 488 00:24:16,850 --> 00:24:17,900 do you want us to do? 489 00:24:18,050 --> 00:24:23,030 I want a full product recall of all your hoochie mama crotchless panties. 490 00:24:23,390 --> 00:24:27,489 I want labelling on your packaging, warning people of the dangers and a 491 00:24:27,490 --> 00:24:29,840 apology in the Herald. You're kidding, right? 492 00:24:29,841 --> 00:24:33,709 Most definitely not. This is some kind of reality TV show, isn't it? And you're 493 00:24:33,710 --> 00:24:35,510 filming me, winding me up for a laugh. 494 00:24:36,270 --> 00:24:40,570 Perhaps you'll take me more seriously when my lawyer demands 50 ,000 in 495 00:24:41,690 --> 00:24:42,910 Good day, Mrs West. 496 00:24:44,070 --> 00:24:47,530 And perhaps you'll take me seriously when I say you're a loser. 497 00:24:48,690 --> 00:24:50,730 Get with the programme, Malcolm. 498 00:24:50,990 --> 00:24:52,430 They're women's underpants. 499 00:24:52,939 --> 00:24:57,059 Women. Listen, if you like sticking your dick out of chicks' knickers, good on 500 00:24:57,060 --> 00:25:00,179 you, mate, but don't expect a bloody medal. And you'll get blood out of a 501 00:25:00,180 --> 00:25:03,700 before I will pay for some screwed -up fantasy, which is your sex life. 502 00:25:20,940 --> 00:25:22,420 Mr. West. Your Honour. 503 00:25:22,880 --> 00:25:25,110 Is there something wrong with your client? 504 00:25:30,800 --> 00:25:31,850 What are you doing? 505 00:25:31,851 --> 00:25:33,159 You told me not to say anything. 506 00:25:33,160 --> 00:25:35,279 It doesn't mean you flip your arms around like an idiot. 507 00:25:35,280 --> 00:25:36,540 Are you calling an idiot? 508 00:25:36,860 --> 00:25:37,910 What do you want? 509 00:25:37,911 --> 00:25:39,359 She's not here. 510 00:25:39,360 --> 00:25:40,410 Who? 511 00:25:40,440 --> 00:25:41,490 Think about it. 512 00:25:41,800 --> 00:25:43,420 I mean, what if she doesn't show? 513 00:25:43,580 --> 00:25:45,500 Usually she only comes with the flames. 514 00:25:45,800 --> 00:25:49,350 Sparky, all witnesses have to remain outside until called. Remember? 515 00:25:50,140 --> 00:25:51,190 Oh, yeah. Yeah. 516 00:25:52,520 --> 00:25:54,020 That prosecutor looks a prick. 517 00:25:54,260 --> 00:25:55,740 I'd love to torch his car. 518 00:25:56,400 --> 00:25:58,980 Yeah, maybe later. Okay, sit down. 519 00:26:00,480 --> 00:26:03,560 What time did you start watching the video? 520 00:26:04,440 --> 00:26:05,490 Seven. 521 00:26:05,740 --> 00:26:06,790 Or eight? 522 00:26:06,920 --> 00:26:07,980 Yeah. Correct. 523 00:26:08,860 --> 00:26:12,140 And you were in the presence of Mr Gibbs at all times? 524 00:26:14,100 --> 00:26:15,540 Yep. Yes. 525 00:26:15,980 --> 00:26:20,679 Correct. Which one of the Baldwin brothers do you think was the best in 526 00:26:20,680 --> 00:26:21,730 movie? 527 00:26:22,730 --> 00:26:26,249 I don't even remember that question, man. No, I'm just asking both. 528 00:26:26,250 --> 00:26:29,549 man. You know there are three Baldwin brothers in the same movie. That's rare 529 00:26:29,550 --> 00:26:31,660 and special. Well, stick to the questions. 530 00:26:31,661 --> 00:26:35,309 It must be hard, man. You know, trying to remember the truth when it's not 531 00:26:35,310 --> 00:26:36,360 actually the truth. 532 00:26:36,610 --> 00:26:38,990 It'd be easier to lie, man. Munt, shut up. 533 00:26:39,650 --> 00:26:41,090 Okay? Start again. 534 00:26:42,730 --> 00:26:45,690 What time did you start watching the movie? 535 00:26:46,010 --> 00:26:47,060 Seven. 536 00:26:47,650 --> 00:26:48,700 So? 537 00:26:49,550 --> 00:26:51,570 I can't stop him. He's a bull at the gate. 538 00:26:52,430 --> 00:26:53,490 Or perhaps not a bull. 539 00:26:54,750 --> 00:26:55,890 He's going to go public. 540 00:26:57,010 --> 00:26:59,180 Do you want me to take care of it from now on? 541 00:26:59,990 --> 00:27:01,310 You think you can stop him? 542 00:27:02,470 --> 00:27:04,640 Do you want me to take care of it from now on? 543 00:27:04,990 --> 00:27:06,040 Yes. 544 00:27:06,330 --> 00:27:07,380 Please. 545 00:27:07,910 --> 00:27:14,049 Detective Sergeant Judd, were those the exact words the victim told you Mr Gibbs 546 00:27:14,050 --> 00:27:16,150 said to him just days before the fire? 547 00:27:16,870 --> 00:27:21,590 It's very important that this is 100 % accurate for the court. 548 00:27:23,550 --> 00:27:24,600 Yes. Mr. 549 00:27:24,601 --> 00:27:28,089 Papadopoulos told me Mr. Gibbs said, if you don't turn the fucking thing off, 550 00:27:28,090 --> 00:27:30,260 I'll fucking burn your fucking house down. 551 00:27:30,290 --> 00:27:31,430 I wrote it down exactly. 552 00:27:32,170 --> 00:27:34,270 Exactly. Wasn't hard to remember. 553 00:27:34,530 --> 00:27:38,430 So here we have a suspicious fire only doors away from the home of Mr. Gibbs. 554 00:27:39,350 --> 00:27:41,690 Did that seem surprising to you in any way? 555 00:27:42,010 --> 00:27:44,870 Well, I couldn't say if I was surprised or not. 556 00:27:44,871 --> 00:27:46,729 But Mr. 557 00:27:46,730 --> 00:27:49,440 Gibbs is no stranger to you as he detected... Objection! 558 00:27:49,441 --> 00:27:53,179 How is this admissible? Agreed, Mr West. Your Honour, I was merely alluding to 559 00:27:53,180 --> 00:27:56,539 the fact that the police have been called several times to deal with 560 00:27:56,540 --> 00:28:00,919 between Mr Papadopoulos and Mr Gibbs. Then why didn't you just ask Detective 561 00:28:00,920 --> 00:28:02,360 Judd that in the first place? 562 00:28:02,940 --> 00:28:08,460 I was trying to give it a sense of importance in the context of the case. 563 00:28:08,820 --> 00:28:11,660 Just keep your questions to the point, please, Counsel. 564 00:28:12,240 --> 00:28:14,420 No further questions for Detective Judd? 565 00:28:15,400 --> 00:28:16,960 Detective Sergeant Judd. 566 00:28:18,479 --> 00:28:21,640 The threat that Mr. Gibbs allegedly made against Mr. 567 00:28:21,880 --> 00:28:24,830 Pocotopoulos. Could you find anyone else that heard this? 568 00:28:25,320 --> 00:28:26,370 No. 569 00:28:26,371 --> 00:28:29,439 And were Mr. Gibbs' fingerprints found on the leaf blower? 570 00:28:29,440 --> 00:28:31,790 The leaf blower was a melted piece of shrapnel. 571 00:28:32,020 --> 00:28:33,280 So that's a no? 572 00:28:33,740 --> 00:28:34,790 Yeah, that's a no. 573 00:28:34,791 --> 00:28:38,819 And there were no witnesses that saw Mr. Gibbs anywhere near the victim's house 574 00:28:38,820 --> 00:28:40,260 at the time the fire started? 575 00:28:40,261 --> 00:28:43,459 There were plenty of people who saw him dancing on the lawn when the fire... But 576 00:28:43,460 --> 00:28:44,900 at the time the fire started? 577 00:28:46,980 --> 00:28:48,030 No. 578 00:28:49,100 --> 00:28:50,840 No further questions, Your Honour. 579 00:28:52,600 --> 00:28:53,700 I can't do it. 580 00:28:54,620 --> 00:28:56,850 Yes, you can. You can lie in court for your dad. 581 00:28:56,860 --> 00:28:59,520 No, I mean, I can't remember this shit. 582 00:29:00,480 --> 00:29:06,119 I mean, I think I've got it straight in my head and my brain tenses up and I get 583 00:29:06,120 --> 00:29:08,260 all confused again. I can't fucking do it. 584 00:29:08,500 --> 00:29:11,260 Bro, you need to relax, man. Yeah, no shit. 585 00:29:12,940 --> 00:29:15,770 It's moments like these you need one of my mum's cookies. 586 00:29:16,860 --> 00:29:19,810 I can't go in the stand still, man. That'll freak me out more. 587 00:29:19,811 --> 00:29:21,839 You do some of your best thinking, Stone. 588 00:29:21,840 --> 00:29:22,920 Yeah, but not in court. 589 00:29:23,700 --> 00:29:25,760 Look, they're really, really small. 590 00:29:26,060 --> 00:29:29,360 Just one to take the edge off. You'll sail through. 591 00:29:30,220 --> 00:29:32,570 It'll be like having a friend to hold your hand. 592 00:29:36,060 --> 00:29:40,000 As my next witness, I'd like to call Van Tinkerbell West. 593 00:29:41,700 --> 00:29:42,980 Van Tinkerbell West. 594 00:30:01,331 --> 00:30:08,059 You have provided the court with a statement saying that you were with Mr. 595 00:30:08,060 --> 00:30:09,559 on the night the fire occurred? 596 00:30:09,560 --> 00:30:10,610 Yes, I have. 597 00:30:10,960 --> 00:30:14,620 You were inside his residence, watching videos the whole night? 598 00:30:16,520 --> 00:30:20,980 Backdraft. With the ball in the film, not in the house. 599 00:30:21,560 --> 00:30:23,610 Did Mr. Gibbs ever leave the house at all? 600 00:30:26,360 --> 00:30:28,280 Did he ever even just leave the room? 601 00:30:38,990 --> 00:30:43,150 While you watched the movie Backdraft, did Mr. Gibbs ever leave the room? 602 00:30:44,130 --> 00:30:46,370 I don't even think he pissed. Thank you. 603 00:30:46,630 --> 00:30:49,070 I think he pissed on the couch. 604 00:30:49,570 --> 00:30:50,750 I did not! 605 00:30:51,850 --> 00:30:58,009 Mr. West, please confine your answers to the questions. Can I just say that I 606 00:30:58,010 --> 00:30:59,670 wasn't naked. 607 00:30:59,930 --> 00:31:03,410 Mr. West, I don't believe nudity has been referred to. 608 00:31:03,650 --> 00:31:06,570 But you weren't nude. 609 00:31:07,240 --> 00:31:10,670 When was the first time you and Mr. Gibbs actually left the house that 610 00:31:12,320 --> 00:31:14,860 When we had the fire in there. 611 00:31:15,700 --> 00:31:16,750 Thank you, Mr. West. 612 00:31:17,680 --> 00:31:19,420 No further questions, Your Honour. 613 00:31:21,200 --> 00:31:22,380 Mr. Tinkerbell. 614 00:31:22,940 --> 00:31:27,580 See, Sparky, he likes to dance naked while the flames talk to him. 615 00:31:28,220 --> 00:31:34,519 There was one time he did it at our house at Guy Fawkes, and he had this 616 00:31:34,520 --> 00:31:35,570 boner. 617 00:31:38,290 --> 00:31:41,540 Your Honour, I must have eaten something that disagreed with me. 618 00:31:42,050 --> 00:31:43,190 Request a short break? 619 00:31:43,681 --> 00:31:45,629 Very well. 620 00:31:45,630 --> 00:31:47,350 We'll adjourn for 20 minutes. 621 00:31:47,351 --> 00:31:48,329 Thank you. 622 00:31:48,330 --> 00:31:49,380 Clear the court. 623 00:31:49,510 --> 00:31:52,990 Mr West, I remind you, you are still under oath. 624 00:31:53,890 --> 00:31:54,940 All rise. 625 00:32:08,840 --> 00:32:09,940 You, guard the door. 626 00:32:10,240 --> 00:32:13,819 If anyone sees us together... I don't think there's any double... My career 627 00:32:13,820 --> 00:32:14,870 be dead, you moron! 628 00:32:14,871 --> 00:32:17,659 Tampering with a witness? And you're fucking stoned! 629 00:32:17,660 --> 00:32:18,720 That was an accident. 630 00:32:19,060 --> 00:32:22,979 It's true, bro. One little cookie did that to a man. Man, that is seriously 631 00:32:22,980 --> 00:32:25,600 strong. You are a useless prick! 632 00:32:25,601 --> 00:32:29,779 20 minutes, once in your life, you had to hold it together. 633 00:32:29,780 --> 00:32:30,830 But no, no. 634 00:32:30,920 --> 00:32:32,000 Not Van West. 635 00:32:32,400 --> 00:32:33,450 Tinkerbell West. 636 00:32:33,540 --> 00:32:34,590 You can fuck up. 637 00:32:34,591 --> 00:32:37,999 Needham is going to crucify him in the cross -examination. 638 00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:40,820 You hear that, Ben? He is going to squash you like a bug. 639 00:32:41,160 --> 00:32:42,720 How do you feel about that, huh? 640 00:32:43,580 --> 00:32:45,540 Oh, man, the lights in here are bright. 641 00:32:49,980 --> 00:32:56,939 Ben, you have got to pull it 642 00:32:56,940 --> 00:33:00,839 together. If I lose this case, Sparky goes to jail and... 643 00:33:00,840 --> 00:33:05,620 Take off your clothes. 644 00:33:06,120 --> 00:33:08,660 What? Told you he was gay, bro. Shut it. 645 00:33:09,200 --> 00:33:10,600 Close. Swap. Hurry up. 646 00:33:11,960 --> 00:33:14,200 Why? I'm taking the stand as you. 647 00:33:14,201 --> 00:33:18,299 Whoa, whoa, whoa. I don't think that's a very good idea. It's not a good idea. 648 00:33:18,300 --> 00:33:19,299 It's a fucked idea. 649 00:33:19,300 --> 00:33:21,340 But I'm not having him screw this up now. 650 00:33:21,600 --> 00:33:25,340 I mean, if you're him, then he has to be you. 651 00:33:30,260 --> 00:33:32,160 Bam, listen to me. 652 00:33:32,920 --> 00:33:35,600 When we get back in there, do not speak. 653 00:33:36,280 --> 00:33:37,330 You hear me? 654 00:33:37,840 --> 00:33:40,160 If in doubt, nod your head. 655 00:33:40,600 --> 00:33:44,760 Okay? Nodding of head good, speaking bad. Got it? 656 00:33:45,200 --> 00:33:46,250 Yeah. 657 00:33:48,020 --> 00:33:49,070 Good. 658 00:33:49,280 --> 00:33:52,800 And we've got 20 minutes to get you as great as a judge. 659 00:33:55,680 --> 00:34:01,140 Mr West, you and Mr Gibbs are watching Backdraft together. 660 00:34:01,580 --> 00:34:02,630 Yep. 661 00:34:03,400 --> 00:34:05,870 So you and Mr Gibbs have a fascination with fire? 662 00:34:06,780 --> 00:34:08,520 Who said Barry had a thing for fire? 663 00:34:08,521 --> 00:34:09,459 Didn't you? 664 00:34:09,460 --> 00:34:10,499 Just before? 665 00:34:10,500 --> 00:34:11,550 No. 666 00:34:12,420 --> 00:34:13,470 No, no. 667 00:34:13,840 --> 00:34:15,280 Barry has a thing for dancing. 668 00:34:15,480 --> 00:34:18,430 Then perhaps the two of you share a love of fire appliances. 669 00:34:18,431 --> 00:34:22,039 You're watching a movie about them and almost immediately three fire engines 670 00:34:22,040 --> 00:34:23,120 turn up in your street. 671 00:34:23,840 --> 00:34:25,840 That must have made Mr Gibbs very happy. 672 00:34:26,080 --> 00:34:27,520 I don't know how Mr Gibbs felt. 673 00:34:28,460 --> 00:34:29,600 You'd have to ask him me. 674 00:34:31,060 --> 00:34:32,139 Mr West, when the... 675 00:34:32,639 --> 00:34:34,199 Barry never saw the fire engine. 676 00:34:34,719 --> 00:34:36,219 He was dancing in his backyard. 677 00:34:36,620 --> 00:34:37,670 Thank you. 678 00:34:37,940 --> 00:34:41,959 Now, before the fire engines... I don't like fire engines, eh? They go too fast 679 00:34:41,960 --> 00:34:43,700 and they could hurt small children. 680 00:34:43,880 --> 00:34:45,860 So you like small children, do you, Van? 681 00:34:46,139 --> 00:34:47,239 Objection! Quite so. 682 00:34:47,620 --> 00:34:49,850 Mr Needham, please... Withdrawn, Your Honour. 683 00:34:51,120 --> 00:34:55,960 Now, Van Tinkerbell West... That's my name. Don't wear it out. 684 00:34:56,300 --> 00:34:59,190 I'm curious, how long have you been known as Tinkerbell? 685 00:34:59,440 --> 00:35:01,340 Well, when we were kids, me and... 686 00:35:02,290 --> 00:35:04,090 Jethro used to play Peter Pan. 687 00:35:04,091 --> 00:35:05,909 A lot. 688 00:35:05,910 --> 00:35:07,990 This is Jethro, your brother. 689 00:35:08,750 --> 00:35:09,950 Counsel for the defence. 690 00:35:09,951 --> 00:35:13,449 Who can call his own brother as a star witness. Mr Needham, I've issued my 691 00:35:13,450 --> 00:35:15,709 instructions on this. He can call who he likes. 692 00:35:15,710 --> 00:35:16,760 You know that. 693 00:35:17,710 --> 00:35:19,350 As you were saying, Tinkerbell? 694 00:35:19,870 --> 00:35:23,810 Yeah, well, being that Jethro's older than me by about three and a half 695 00:35:24,090 --> 00:35:29,310 he always got to be Peter Pan, and I had to, like, be Tinkerbell. 696 00:35:29,591 --> 00:35:31,659 The name stuck. 697 00:35:31,660 --> 00:35:35,600 So it would be fair to say that you, as an individual, are open to persuasion. 698 00:35:35,601 --> 00:35:37,439 What's that supposed to mean? 699 00:35:37,440 --> 00:35:41,059 Well, how else would you explain allowing yourself to be so emasculated 700 00:35:41,060 --> 00:35:43,239 brother as to always accept being Tinkerbell? 701 00:35:43,240 --> 00:35:45,140 I can answer that. 702 00:35:45,600 --> 00:35:50,860 Because when I was a kid, I was locked in a freezer, and now I'm a bit thick. 703 00:35:51,220 --> 00:35:54,440 I know, mate. Mr West, you may sit down. 704 00:35:54,441 --> 00:35:58,019 So you're a bit too thick to remember if you were even with Mr Gibbs on that 705 00:35:58,020 --> 00:36:00,190 night. Mr Needham. Are you saying I'm lying? 706 00:36:00,600 --> 00:36:01,650 Are you, Mr West? 707 00:36:02,180 --> 00:36:05,670 Are you maybe saying what your Peter Pan of a brother wants you to say? 708 00:36:05,740 --> 00:36:07,080 No. No? 709 00:36:07,440 --> 00:36:10,150 No. It's the best you can come up with? Yep. Tinkerbell? 710 00:36:10,340 --> 00:36:12,020 For heaven's sake, that is enough. 711 00:36:12,860 --> 00:36:14,440 I will see counsel in chambers. 712 00:36:15,340 --> 00:36:16,390 Clear the court. 713 00:36:23,260 --> 00:36:25,080 Whatever happens, just nod. 714 00:36:27,580 --> 00:36:29,140 Counsel, approach the bench. 715 00:36:42,410 --> 00:36:44,030 You want one of my mum's cookies? 716 00:36:48,770 --> 00:36:53,790 Ben Tinkerbell with... You learn something new every day. 717 00:36:54,830 --> 00:36:56,630 There's a lot you don't know about me. 718 00:36:59,890 --> 00:37:00,940 How's your mum? 719 00:37:02,490 --> 00:37:03,540 Fine. 720 00:37:04,970 --> 00:37:06,020 Dad, mine too. 721 00:37:08,730 --> 00:37:09,780 Of course. 722 00:37:12,910 --> 00:37:15,670 Something about this case that I really don't like. 723 00:37:16,030 --> 00:37:18,080 You know what I mean, don't you, Mr West? 724 00:37:22,010 --> 00:37:24,780 Are you trying to make this man's job easy, Mr Needham? 725 00:37:25,690 --> 00:37:30,070 Uncorroborated allegations, circumstantial evidence, badgering the 726 00:37:30,670 --> 00:37:35,329 This is the saddest excuse for a prosecution I've ever seen. Your Honour, 727 00:37:35,330 --> 00:37:37,370 have no further witnesses, am I correct? 728 00:37:37,371 --> 00:37:43,249 A lawyer not in love with the sound of his own voice. You are a breath of fresh 729 00:37:43,250 --> 00:37:44,300 air, Mr. West. 730 00:37:44,430 --> 00:37:45,480 You did it! 731 00:37:45,970 --> 00:37:47,730 You did it! You're so sparky! 732 00:37:49,570 --> 00:37:50,790 Society thanks you. 733 00:37:51,470 --> 00:37:56,030 Now, can I have my clothes back? Man, this is lawyer shit. It's easy, bro. 734 00:37:56,570 --> 00:37:59,280 You should try working at the lucky dollar store, man. 735 00:37:59,430 --> 00:38:00,480 That's hard. 736 00:38:03,130 --> 00:38:04,850 Hey! Get through it! 737 00:38:05,790 --> 00:38:08,750 What did I tell you? 738 00:38:09,320 --> 00:38:12,200 We need his faith, hope, and care of things. 739 00:38:12,400 --> 00:38:15,120 No, you never told me that, Sparky. Did I? No. 740 00:38:15,320 --> 00:38:16,370 Me too. 741 00:38:16,680 --> 00:38:19,220 Right. Hey, look, about my fee. 742 00:38:21,440 --> 00:38:24,930 Well, I'm a bit short right now. Have you got any electrical work done? 743 00:38:24,980 --> 00:38:26,300 It's taken care of, Sparky. 744 00:38:26,500 --> 00:38:30,380 Hey, tell Van if he wants to come over and watch Backdraft again. 745 00:38:30,640 --> 00:38:31,690 I'll pass it on. 746 00:38:40,350 --> 00:38:47,349 I thought you might like to know that me and Hayden found our thing in 747 00:38:47,350 --> 00:38:48,930 common. You're both blonde. 748 00:38:49,170 --> 00:38:51,950 No, we both hate stock cars. 749 00:38:53,570 --> 00:38:58,809 I'm sorry. I was so wrong. And that is such a strong basis for a marriage. You 750 00:38:58,810 --> 00:39:00,730 are going to be a lonely old woman. 751 00:39:00,731 --> 00:39:03,269 Well, I look forward to getting my wedding invitation. 752 00:39:03,270 --> 00:39:06,410 And even more to being particularly busy on that special day. 753 00:39:07,269 --> 00:39:08,630 Your loss, Spencer. 754 00:39:11,190 --> 00:39:14,790 You have to come. No, I don't. We all have to be there. Not me. 755 00:39:14,791 --> 00:39:17,709 Well, you told Tracey to sort it out, so she sorted it out. 756 00:39:17,710 --> 00:39:19,150 Oh, you've got to come with us. 757 00:39:19,530 --> 00:39:21,310 Yeah. We're a united front, Cheryl. 758 00:39:21,530 --> 00:39:24,969 Oh, God, all right. Yeah, but not dressed like that. What's wrong with 759 00:39:24,970 --> 00:39:27,329 wearing? Oh, you've got to fly the flag, Cheryl. 760 00:39:27,330 --> 00:39:28,380 Hi, guys. 761 00:39:28,470 --> 00:39:29,710 Mum. Hi. 762 00:39:30,190 --> 00:39:31,470 Here he is. Hey, Dad. 763 00:39:31,850 --> 00:39:33,030 Peter. Yeah, Lemon. 764 00:39:33,850 --> 00:39:34,900 Well done. 765 00:39:35,270 --> 00:39:36,320 You want to help her? 766 00:39:36,321 --> 00:39:39,689 Let's leave the ladies to it, shall we? 767 00:39:39,690 --> 00:39:42,640 OK, OK, let's get a dress when we get there. Come on, let's go. 768 00:39:42,641 --> 00:39:45,709 Cheryl, come on, people are waiting. What about our dinner? 769 00:39:45,710 --> 00:39:46,760 Forget about them. 770 00:39:47,050 --> 00:39:49,640 Oh, my God, visions of loveliness. Any time you want. 771 00:39:49,690 --> 00:39:50,770 Back off, he's mine. 772 00:39:53,950 --> 00:39:55,690 Hi, there. Hey, Barry, is Wolf here? 773 00:39:55,730 --> 00:39:59,520 Well, he's not at work and he is on home detention, so where else would he be? 774 00:39:59,890 --> 00:40:01,210 That's a good point, honey. 775 00:40:01,330 --> 00:40:02,770 He's downstairs with Jethro. 776 00:40:02,850 --> 00:40:03,990 I just need a quick word. 777 00:40:09,160 --> 00:40:10,240 Almost proposed then. 778 00:40:10,320 --> 00:40:13,060 May not happen overnight, but it will happen. 779 00:40:13,061 --> 00:40:17,819 I was just telling Jethro how we need Sparky to do some work on a particular 780 00:40:17,820 --> 00:40:20,440 job. Yeah, particularly a big job. 781 00:40:20,441 --> 00:40:25,219 Since you've proven yourself to be a shit -hot lawyer, we were wondering how 782 00:40:25,220 --> 00:40:27,480 you'd feel about cleaning some money. 783 00:40:30,840 --> 00:40:33,370 Yeah, I reckon I could feel pretty good about that. 784 00:40:33,371 --> 00:40:36,919 Ever since I was a girl, I wanted my picture in the Women's Weekly. 785 00:40:36,920 --> 00:40:40,620 And now it's come true and I look like a hippo. Hey, you have awesome tits. 786 00:40:41,120 --> 00:40:42,170 True. 787 00:40:42,700 --> 00:40:45,400 Oh, you look so much better. You look sick in suits. 788 00:40:45,401 --> 00:40:48,239 Oh, they're in the hoochie girl competition. 789 00:40:48,240 --> 00:40:50,359 And we've got to stand next to them while we have a photo taken? 790 00:40:50,360 --> 00:40:51,879 Well, Tati said it would be good publicity. 791 00:40:51,880 --> 00:40:53,479 Yeah, well, good for her. She's a size six. 792 00:40:53,480 --> 00:40:56,790 Initially, hoochie mama didn't take Markham's claim seriously. 793 00:40:57,340 --> 00:41:00,360 I guess not being men, we couldn't really feel his pain. 794 00:41:00,361 --> 00:41:04,199 Damn right they couldn't. But once we understood where he was coming from, 795 00:41:04,200 --> 00:41:07,019 we resolved to do whatever it took to make Malcolm feel better. 796 00:41:07,020 --> 00:41:07,899 Did we win? 797 00:41:07,900 --> 00:41:12,639 And so, to that end, and from here on in, we'll be putting labels in the 798 00:41:12,640 --> 00:41:17,579 packaging of our crotchless knickers to warn our male wearers of the possible 799 00:41:17,580 --> 00:41:18,630 dangers. Really? 800 00:41:18,860 --> 00:41:21,930 Look, Malcolm, we really want to help you in any way possible. 801 00:41:22,140 --> 00:41:23,460 What about compensation? 802 00:41:23,520 --> 00:41:25,440 Oh, no, it was never about the money. 803 00:41:25,880 --> 00:41:28,050 Malcolm just wanted to be taken seriously. 804 00:41:28,300 --> 00:41:29,350 She's good. 805 00:41:29,800 --> 00:41:32,390 And to show Malcolm how seriously we're taking him. 806 00:41:32,580 --> 00:41:33,820 Oh, here they come. 807 00:41:34,040 --> 00:41:35,090 Here what come? 808 00:41:35,280 --> 00:41:37,760 I hope you'll accept this one -off custom design. 809 00:41:38,240 --> 00:41:40,600 As a way of saying, no hard feelings. 810 00:41:42,600 --> 00:41:43,860 Oh, my goodness. 811 00:41:47,840 --> 00:41:50,380 We could call them the man -eater, in your honour. 812 00:41:50,640 --> 00:41:52,660 Okay, who whipped up the man -panty? 813 00:41:53,750 --> 00:41:54,930 Well, Tracey can't sew. 814 00:41:54,931 --> 00:41:58,089 And why did no one tell me about this? Tracey said you'd say it was a stupid 815 00:41:58,090 --> 00:42:00,150 idea. You got that right. 816 00:42:00,151 --> 00:42:01,449 But it worked. 817 00:42:01,450 --> 00:42:02,830 Incredible. I'm blown away. 818 00:42:03,430 --> 00:42:04,690 I don't know what to say. 819 00:42:04,970 --> 00:42:06,470 Give the man what he wants. 820 00:42:06,890 --> 00:42:09,000 That's good for me. Shall we do the photos? 821 00:42:12,130 --> 00:42:14,950 No hard feelings, Mrs West? No hard feelings, Malcolm. 822 00:42:16,450 --> 00:42:19,340 Oh, and I sense you're well on the way to recovery already. 823 00:42:20,110 --> 00:42:21,160 Listen. 824 00:42:21,161 --> 00:42:23,529 You and your husband would like to come over for dinner. 825 00:42:23,530 --> 00:42:25,210 My wife and I would love to have you. 826 00:42:25,250 --> 00:42:27,610 Well, thank you. We'll think about that. 827 00:42:28,270 --> 00:42:30,070 Okay, everyone, let's move quickly. 828 00:42:31,321 --> 00:42:33,329 Come on. 829 00:42:33,330 --> 00:42:34,380 And again. 830 00:42:39,690 --> 00:42:40,830 You already expressed. 831 00:42:41,250 --> 00:42:42,630 Are you going to join a club? 832 00:42:44,810 --> 00:42:45,860 No, I'm good, thanks. 833 00:42:48,490 --> 00:42:49,540 You look hot. 834 00:42:49,810 --> 00:42:50,890 What does he look hot? 835 00:42:51,370 --> 00:42:52,420 It was great. 836 00:42:54,150 --> 00:42:55,200 What celebration? 837 00:42:55,850 --> 00:42:57,990 Our son did some very good work today. 838 00:42:58,470 --> 00:42:59,910 Take it you got Sparky off? 839 00:42:59,911 --> 00:43:01,129 Yep. 840 00:43:01,130 --> 00:43:04,169 Thought I could smell something burning. Come on, you should be proud of it. 841 00:43:04,170 --> 00:43:05,220 Should I? 842 00:43:05,310 --> 00:43:06,360 No, I am. 843 00:43:09,290 --> 00:43:10,790 Well, I'll leave you to it then. 844 00:43:49,640 --> 00:43:52,780 This program was made with funding from New Zealand On Air. 845 00:43:52,830 --> 00:43:57,380 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0